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Thai Curried Noodles

Thai Curried Noodles

Turmeric is the magic spice. I LOVE curries, and am constantly on the lookout for new curry variants that are available to me on a weeknight (because my classic Chicken Korma is a more extensive undertaking). This one makes a spicy, uniquely-flavored curry bowl owing to a few select ingredients. Recipe credit here goes to The Half Baked Harvest with a few slight modifications.

what you need

For the marinade:

1 tablespoon ground turmeric

1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger (or ground)

2 tablespoons soy sauce or Tamari

1 dollop of honey

1 tablespoon sesame oil

1 tablespoon fresh lime juice

For the curry:

1 large chicken breast, cut into large chunks

1 package Thai vermicelli rice noodles

2 medium shallots, one sliced in half and one whole

2 tablespoons sesame oil

2 bunches baby bok choy, each sliced in half and the interiors washed thoroughly

1/2 lime, juiced

2 garlic cloves, peeled

1 medium knob fresh ginger

1/4 fresh chopped cilantro or Thai basil

1 tablespoon tomato paste

1 tablespoon turmeric

1 16oz can coconut milk (I like to cut the coconut milk with about 1/2 cup cashew or other plant-based milk… cuts down on the fat content of the meal).

2 tablespoons fish sauce

1 hot chili pepper, minced

For garnish:

thin red onion slices

fresh coriander or cilantro leaves

Roasted peanuts and/or sesame seeds

how to make it

Whisk all ingredients for marinade together and toss chicken chunks in the mixture. Let stand at least 1 hour.

Using a large cast iron pan or a Dutch oven, heat one tablespoon sesame oil over high heat.

Brown chicken on each side, about 3 minutes per side. Remove and set aside on a plate. Place the bok choy bunches and shallot sliced side down in the pan and let cook on high heat for two minutes (do not stir, move, or otherwise disrupt the tiny choy). Flip the boy choy and sliced shallot and cook the other side for an additional 1 minute. The choy should be a caramelized brown color. Remove the choy from the pan and set aside on a plate.

Bring a small pot of water to a rolling boil, submerge vermicelli noodles in water, remove from heat, cover, and let stand for five minutes. Drain, rinse with cold water, and place two twists of noodles into two bowls.

Add the remaining one tablespoon of sesame oil to the pan and reduce the heat to medium. Using a hand grater, grate the garlic cloves, the knob of fresh ginger, and the whole shallot over the pan (alternatively, you can mince these ahead of time). Add the fresh cilantro and the chili pepper, and sauté for about two minutes.

Add the tomato paste, turmeric, coconut milk, fish sauce, and lime juice to the pan and stir to combine. Slide the chicken back in the pan and simmer over medium heat until the sauce begins to thicken, about five minutes. Then add bok choy and shallots, and simmer for an additional two minutes.

Remove from heat. Spoon curry over noodles in bowl. Top with a cilantro or Thai basil leaves, sliced red onion, and roasted peanuts and/or sesame seeds.

Tags Asian, bok choi, bowl, chicken, cilantro, curry, main course, noodles, one pot meal, ramen, shallots, thai, thailand, tofu, turmeric, vegan, vegetarian, weeknight

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Stir Fry

Weeknight Stir Fry

Two years ago I learned to make Pad Thai (the healthy, weeknight way). I was so thrilled with the simplicity and versatility of both the sauce and the base recipe that I quickly started customizing. Two years later we have weeknight stir fry, the meal that makes an appearance on my kitchen table at least twice every week. It is the perfect meal to unite all those errant vegetables from the CSA that are leftover in the fridge after a week of cooking. Read thoroughly below and let the contents of your fridge dictate your version of weeknight stir fry.

recipe

This recipe is like the Pirate Code of cooking. There are no mandatory ingredients. Only guidelines.

It is comprised of three parts: the base, the stir fry, and the garnish (plus the sauce, for which I recommend my tried-and-true Peanut Pad Thai Sauce). You’re going to layer your bowl in this fashion, starting with the base on the bottom, the stir fry on top, and finishing the dish with the garnish, as shown in the images below.

Base

+ Stir Fry

+ Garnish

Base. The base is going to provide the foundation for the meal. The culinary infrastructure on which the vegetables of your choosing will elegantly rest, drizzled with the tiniest bit of sauce. Options include:

brown rice, for a hearty, healthy meal
white rice, for a more commercial interpretation of ‘stir fry’
a bed of sautéed cabbage or wilted garlicky kale for a complete vegetable overload
raw, romaine lettuce for a super light lunch
note: when placing the base in the bottom of the bowl, drizzle with a bit of sauce for extra flavor

Stir Fry. The stir fry is the mixture of proteins and vegetables that you choose to make up the bulk of the dish. If using meat, cook it first in the pan before adding the vegetables incrementally. If using tofu or tempeh, you may want to cook those separately depending on how you usually like them. Stir Fry contents include:

chicken breast or thighs, cut into slices (or similar cuts of pork)
tempeh or tofu
green or savoy cabbage
carrots
yellow onions
zucchini
Portobello mushrooms
Bok choy
kale or spinach leaves
sliced bell pepper (longways)
sliced jalapeño pepper (longways)
broccoli stems (this is one of my favorites to minimize food waste. If you use the broccoli florets in another dish, save the stems. If particularly rough, peel them lightly like a carrot, cut off the ends, and cut them into thin strips. Then mix them into the stir fry as you would carrot sticks. They also take on Tamari or soy flavoring brilliantly on their own over a bed of rice for a simple lunch)

To make the stir fry: simply cook meat through in frying pan and add vegetables in order of crunchiness at 2 minute intervals (for example, broccoli stems first because they are crunchiest, then carrots and onions, then zucchini). Once all is cooked, top with sauce, stirring for another minute, then removing from heat.

Garnish. This is how you will top your stir fry, but it’s not just decoration. The garnish can add real substance if you want to make the meal more or less substantial. Suggested garnishes:

fried egg (for extra protein)
sesame seeds
minced chives or green onions
halved cherry tomatoes
carrot or cucumber slices
lime wedge
sautéed Portobello mushroom slices (pan fried in sherry and garlic)
halved peanuts or cashews toasted under the broiler
shelled, steamed, salted edamame (more extra protein!)
sliced jalapeño pepper (roundways)

Customize away and enjoy! Again, this is such a staple meal in my house, if you come up with combinations not listed here, put them in the comments section!

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Pad Thai

Healthy Pad Thai

Most of us know Pad Thai as a delicious, peanut-y warm dish that is comforting and about 1K calories per bite. Not this pad thai. Make way for delicious, healthy, easy, weeknight pad thai. You’ll never order take out again after you acclimate to this super flexible, vegan, vegetarian, chicken, pork, or tofu pad thai, made with peanut sauce.

what you need

2 chicken thighs or 1 large chicken breast, cut into slices or chunks (alternatively, pork, tofu, or tempeh)

1 small zucchini

2 medium carrots

1/2 yellow onion

1/2 package Organic Forbidden Rice black rice noodles (or Pad Thai noodles of your choosing)

1 tablespoon Ghee (butter or sesame oil will work in the absence of Ghee)

1 batch of homemade peanut pad thai sauce

2 tablespoons butter or desired cooking oil

(optional additions) 1/2 small head of cabbage cut into ribbons, 1 Portobello mushroom, 1 head of broccoli, 2 eggs, 1/2 an avocado cut into slices, etc. See notes below.

Get the sauce recipe here.

how to make it

Make the base. If using brown rice, pour two cups of water into a pot with 1 tablespoon of salted butter and bring to a boil. Add 1 cup of rice and cook, covered on the lowest simmer for 45 minutes until all water has disappeared. Do not stir at any point during the process. Leave covered and remove from heat.

If using noodles, cook noodles according to instructions on package, strain, and set aside.

Make the sauce.

Make the stir fry. Cut zucchini, carrots, and onion into long, thin strips and set aside. Place ghee in large frying pan and melt over medium heat. Add chicken slices/chunks and sauté until pink has just disappeared from the centers. Starting with the carrots, then the onions, and finally the zucchini, add vegetables to pan in 2 minute increments, then cook for an additional 4 minutes until vegetables (especially carrots) are softened but still retain a bit of crunch.

Pour 3/4 of the sauce over the vegetables and stir for 30-60 seconds, just to warm and thicken the sauce ever so slightly. Remove from heat. If topping with fried egg, heat 1 tablespoon butter in pan and quickly fry 2 eggs to desired consistency.

Serve. Place a helping of rice or noodles in the bottom of a bowl and drizzle lightly with remaining sauce. Spoon a hearty helping of the vegetable mixture over the base. Top with desired garnish (see notes below).

With Egg

With Peanut

Without Egg

This recipe, its sauce, and its sister dish Weeknight Stir Fry are literally the most versatile recipes I have ever tried. They are excellent for having a CSA, when many times I end up at the beginning of a week with several misfit vegetables and no one dish to unite them. This is that dish. Check out the Weeknight Stir Fry and Peanut Sauce posts for customization instructions.

One way to take this one bowl wonder up a notch is to augment it with garnish. Actually, this recipe is the reason I pay attention to garnish at all. Not only does it make the dish more presentable (say, for Instagram posts…), but it also adds considerably to the flavor and substantial-ness (totally a word) of the meal.

The Fundamental Laws of Garnish

1. Always add something fresh. This recipe is filled with cooked vegetables that can benefit from the added freshness and crunch of an uncooked vegetable. Some of my favorites: halved cherry tomatoes, sliced radishes, fresh lime wedge, a couple raw carrot wheels (or, if you’re feeling adventurous, perhaps a carrot flower), cucumber slices.

2. Always add something tiny. This gives the dish a daintily haphazard ‘sprinkled’ air. That may sound ridiculous but it looks great in pictures. Suggestions: halved peanuts or cashews toasted under the broiler, sesame seeds (!), minced chives or green onion, fresh parsley flakes.

3. Consider amplifying the meal with a side. If the one bowl concept isn’t popular with family members (or your significant other simply wants something a bit more “substantial”), consider adding a side dish or two to the bowl. Some of my favorites: long slices of Portobello mushroom pan fried in marsala or sherry and garlic, fried egg, steamed broccoli florets, salted and shelled edamame beans, fresh avocado slices.

On a completely separate topic, I am definitely noting “The Absence of Ghee” as a potential mid-life crisis rock band name.

Tags Asia, Asian, chicken, chopsticks, eggs, garlic, garnish, ginger, health, healthy, main course, peanut, sesame, stir fry, vegan, vegetarian, weeknight

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White Bean Chorizo Soup

White Bean Chorizo Soup

As we enter into the longest winter months with January barely having come to a close, it seems like it will never be warm again. These are the months for soups, stews, and roasts; hearty and cozy. This is one such soup. It is creamy (without any cream) and I hereby dub it my Winter Soup, topped with spicy chorizo, salty pepitas, and a dash of oregano. Thank you Whiffletree Farm for the chorizo in the January CSA. And thank you Edible DC for putting this recipe in my inbox right when I needed it most.

what you need

2 cans canellini or navy beans in their juices

1 yellow onion, diced

2 Russet potatoes; peeled

1 tablespoon fennel seed

2 tablespoons oregano

1 pound spicy chorizo

4 cups chicken stock

4 tablespoons olive oil

2 tablespoons salted butter

2 tablespoons sherry vinegar or cooking sherry

1 tablespoon paprika

1-2 cloves garlic, minced

(optional) For serving: 1/4 cup pepitas tossed in olive oil, sweet paprika, cayenne pepper, salt, and a dash of cinnamon. Toast under broiler for 1 minute until crispy and allow to cool.

how to make it

Heat 3 tablespoons of the olive oil in a soup pot and sauté onions until translucent, adding the garlic and cooking slowly over medium heat. Add the fennel and oregano, and cook for another minute.

Add beans with all their juices and chicken broth, and bring the mixture to a slight boil. Season with salt and pepper. Add in the diced, peeled potatoes, cover, and cook on a medium simmer for 30 minutes.

In separate pan, chip up the chorizo and brown like ground beef or, alternatively, roll the chorizo into tiny meatballs. Once cooked completely through, add the cooking sherry, paprika, and oregano, stir, and cook for an additional 1-2 minutes, or until most of the liquid has been absorbed. If using, simultaneously toast the pepitas under the broiler.

Once potatoes are tender in the soup, puree all soup contents in blender and return to soup pot. Ladle about two cups of soup into a bowl and top with about half a cup of chorizo, a dash of cayenne pepper or sweet paprika, and a pinch of toasted pepitas. Serve.

I have also had the thought that crispy, spicy kale chips would be an excellent topping for this in lieu of the toasted pepitas, but the cinnamon on the pepitas really rounds out the warmness of the soup.

Tags beans, chorizo, comfort food, latin, main course, pork, sausage, soup, stew, winter

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Chops

Post author By Merigold
Post date January 23, 2021
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Perfectly Juicy Pork Chops

I am always on the hunt for that impressive but foolproof date night meal. You know, the one you can cook with enough confidence that you won’t completely mess it up but that will garner more praise than a jar of Prego + Barilla. My go-to has always been charcuterie. Elaborate charcuterie. Or “picada” as we call it in Argentina. But these chops are date night perfection. This recipe is adapted from Adventures in Cooking (who has much more convincing photos).

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Have you ever wondered how to make pork chops tender? What separates the salty-yet-slightly-sweet chop that you can cut with a butter knife from the dry, stringy chop cooked stovetop? I’ll tell you a secret… it has nothing to do with cooking time or method and everything to do with brining. Yep. Brining. Basically soaking the chops in salty water overnight before you cook them.

Funny story about the foolproof date night meal though… I got very comfortable with these chops a couple of years ago. This method works on just about any chop (pork, wild boar, venison) and I make these chops on the reg when a special date night meal is required, or sometimes just for friends that I like to spoil. Each time, without fail, the chops come out perfectly. Tender, juicy, salty, and slightly sweet. It is a thing of beauty… until the fire alarm goes off.

As it turns out, my beautiful Valley House kitchen has no stove hood. There is a fan, sure, and from the sound it produces, I am pretty sure it generates enough power to launch a Boeing 747. But the steam and smoke the fan intakes… where does it go? Straight into the cabinet just above the stove where I house my extensive tea collection. In other words, it does not exit the house.

So there I am with a nice glass of wine, my guest looking at me expectantly, with some ambiance and chill vibes to spare, when all hell breaks loose and the atmosphere in the room goes from elegant to tornado drill in under 3 seconds. Smoke billowing out of the oven (even though nothing is burning); cats zooming around the house at speeds unknown to light and sound. And a frenzied attempt by me and my befuddled guest to open every window and door in the house. Recently, I have taken to opening the patio door in advance and rushing steaming chops and other smoking cooking endeavors out to the deck to rest for a few moments before sliding them back into the oven… this seems to cut down on the smoke a bit. Either way, I am likely going to need to invest in a kitchen hood in the next several years. These chops are that good.

what you need

2 large bone-in, thick cut pork chops

1/4 cup salt

Black pepper

Several clusters of red grapes still on the stem, the larger the better

(optional) 1 tablespoon olive oil

(optional) 1 table spoon balsamic vinegar, soy sauce, or Tamari

For best results, use cast iron skillet

how to make it

The night before (!): Place chops in deep dish or water-tight bag along with enough room-temperature water to cover them. Add a ton of salt and mix a bit until it dissolves. Let chops brine overnight in the fridge.

The day of: Preheat oven to 400. Once heated, toss the grapes (little clusters; 5-8 grapes per stem) in the olive oil, and vinegar or soy, place them on a piece of tinfoil and roast them in the oven until the skins begin to shrivel and split, ~20 minutes. Remove the grapes and set aside.

Now start heating your cast iron skillet stovetop. High heat. We want to sear these chops well.

Remove the chops from the brine, rinse them, and pat them dry with paper towels. You can sprinkle them with a bit of olive oil and black pepper if you wish but they do not need any more salt at this point. The brine took care of that.

Once the pan is hot (flick some water in it to see if it sizzles and to make an interesting cooking show for your guest), place both chops in the skillet. You want to place them and let them rest where they landed – do not pat them down, do not move them around. The searing occurs on the meat’s first contact with the pan. Put them in the skillet and leave them alone. Sear for 3-4 minutes on each side depending on the thickness of your chops.

Then get ready to transfer the chops to the oven. If you are using locally-sourced chops (I get mine from Longstone Farm), chances are they’ve got a good bit of fat on them which has begun to collect in the skillet (you can pour this out if you want the chops to smoke less in the oven). If you’re using store-bought chops and the skillet is dry, now would be the time to throw in a tablespoon of butter. I will occasionally add a splash of white wine and some sprigs of rosemary as well if I have them on hand and feel a little fancy.

Flip the chops a second time and then transfer all this to the oven. The cooking time here depends on the thickness of your chops and it is best to have a meat thermometer on hand. You want the internal temperature of the chop to reach 145 degrees which usually takes anywhere from 10-20 minutes. Due to the brining, you’ve got a little room to overcook the chops but not much, so watch them carefully. It is normal for the pan to smoke as the butter/fat in the skillet burns off – this does not mean the chops are burning.

You can also cook the chops on the grill, in the cast iron or direct #openflame

Serve with grapes on stems placed on top.

I like to accompany the chops with a green vegetable like crispy roasted brussels sprouts or blanched asparagus. It also does well with a simple arugula salad. The pork meat becomes very salty in the brining process so pairing it with a darker, more bitter green vegetable is a good call.

Also, plums, apples, or peaches may be used in addition to or in lieu of the grapes. The sweetness of these fruits pairs well with the salty pork, but plum skin can become bitter and they are difficult to find when not in season, hence my predilection towards the grapes. I once made a plum and black currant reduction (supa fancy) that accompanied the chops beautifully but it was a little labor intensive.

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Pork Chops

Wild Boar Chops

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Empanadas

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Argentinian Empanadas

Empanadas are a staple in cultura latina. There are many varieties but a recipe for specifically Argentinian empanadas is difficult to find – especially in English and out of the metric system. Often served as an appetizer, empanadas are hearty little handpies that can suffice as a meal alone and their flexible filling options (savory or sweet) make them perfect for just about any occasion. Make them in bulk and stick them in the freezer for quick weeknight meals, snacks, or lazy Sundays. So here is the elusive no-one-writes-this-shit-down family recipe.

what you need

1-1 1/2 pounds “vacio” (skirt steak, flank steak, fajita meat)

2 Spanish or yellow onions

1 red bell pepper

~1/2 cup green onions

3 eggs, hard boiled and peeled

2 packages (24 total) frozen empanada “masas” (dough rounds)

3 tablespoons butter or shortening

1 packet of “Condimento para Empanadas” (25g/~1oz)

Extra cumin and paprika to taste

1 egg, beaten, for egg wash

Salt to taste

(optional) 1/2 cup green olives, minced

(optional variation) 1/2 cup raisins + 1 tablespoon sugar

Notes on non-traditional ingredients: If you don’t have a good latin grocery nearby, not to worry. There are workarounds.

For the dough rounds, no, I do not make my own, opting instead for the La Salteña Hojaldrada empanada dough. Most Targets carry it. You can use just about any frozen empanada dough, though my preference is that it be some form of “hojaldre” or “puff pastry.” It makes the empanadas flakier whereas many Central American empanadas are made with more traditional textured and sweeter dough.

If you can’t find the pre-mixed Alicante brand Condimento para Empanadas spices, you can easily make it yourself! The mix contains: sweet Hungarian paprika (“pimenton”), nutmeg, cumin, oregano, black pepper, and crushed chili peppers. Double up on the sweet paprika. Note that traditional empanadas are not spicy so you always want to use sweet pepper varietals, not spicy ones (though you could go ahead and make them spicy if that’s your thing…).

how to make it

Pre-heat oven to 400 and set dough rounds out well in advance to come to room temperature. If the dough is still frozen, it will not fold well, but be careful not to let it get too warm as it will tear and be sticky.

Prepare the meat. Assuming the cut of meat you have purchased is thin, you should be able to roll it tightly two or three times over in a cylindrical shape. Slice thin rolls off the end of the cylinder with a sharp knife, going back over the meat to thinly dice any long strings or chunks. You are aiming for 1/8″ chunks of meat. This may seem a little annoying when ground beef is readily available, but much of the empanada’s flavor comes from the type of meat used.

Prepare the vegetables. Hard boil, cool, and dice two eggs and set aside in a small bowl. Finely dice the bell peppers, onion, and green onion.

Cook. Brown all meat in large saucepan over medium-high heat. Add the onion and bell peppers, and cook over medium heat until onions become translucent. Add the spice packet, salt, butter or shortening, and olives (if using), mixing well. Cook another ~10 minutes. Turn off the stove but leave the mixture on the heat, mixing in the green onions as the final step. The mixture should be well combined with just a little excess juice from the butter+spices. Taste to adjust spice content, noting that the spices and salt will intensify over time, especially if freezing.

Roll. Now open up your dough rounds and get ready. You’re also going to want to have a small bowl of room temperature water on hand. Take a dough round off the top and hold it flat in your left hand. With your right hand, spoon ~2 tablespoons of the meat mixture into the middle of the dough, careful not to overfill. Place 2-3 small pieces of egg on top.

Quickly dip your finger in water and trace the inside edge of the dough round. With your right hand, pull the bottom half of the dough up over the top half to form a half moon as shown in the video. Then pinch both sides of the half moon together all the way around. You should now be holding a half moon shape in your left hand with the straight edge on the bottom near your wrist.

Starting at the bottom right, take the corner of the pinched dough and fold it up using your right pointer finger and thumb, pinching to seal. Repeat this all around the crest of the half moon. You can form tighter or looser folds depending on the aesthetic you want. The last fold will produce a little tail of dough, which you should tuck under to the backside of the half moon, pinching well to seal in the filling.

If the dough is tearing or becoming sticky, place it in the fridge for half an hour or the freezer for 10 minutes to cool back down.

Bake. When all the empanadas are folded, lay them out on a baking sheet on tinfoil and brush the tops with a beaten egg wash (not necessary but it makes them extra shiny and browned). Bake on 400 for 20 minutes or until golden and serve hot.

If you want to make your empanadas in bulk as I do (3-4 dozen at a time), you will want to store them in an airtight container in the freezer separated by parchment paper. If not separated, the dough will stick together and chip when broken apart, leaving holes in your empanadas.

Variations! Empanadas come in many shapes and sizes, with some Central American empanadas containing ingredients such as potatoes and peas. The recipe above is for traditional Argentinian empanadas, often called “salada” (salty), “picante” (spicy), or “salteñas” (originally from Salta). They are the traditional counterpart to the “dulces” (sweet) which are made without egg or olive, and with raisins and sugar (I know it sounds odd, but they are REALLY good). I frequently separate out some of the mixture after adding the spices, and add in the raisins and sugar to make both types at once.

Other variations include: “jamón y queso” (ham and a soft, white cheese), “humita” or “choclo” (corn, red pepper, green onion, and soft white cheese), “roquefort” (blue cheese), and “árabes” (arab empanadas are triangular in shape, made with more common dough than puff pastry, and contain ground beef, red bell pepper, and a lot of paprika; they are eaten by biting off the top triangular corner and squeezing the juice of a lemon wedge down into the empanada).

Then, of course, this recipe can be used to make Pumpkin Pasties! The pumpkin-filled sweet pasties are best served with a side of freshly whipped cream.

I spent a good portion of my adolescent and young adult life in Argentina – specifically, Córdoba. Situated in the middle of the country considerably north of the capital, Buenos Aires, and slightly east of the Andes mountains. Those mountains not only divide Argentina and Chile, but they also host the tallest mountain in the Americas “Aconcagua” and serve as the breeding grounds for both Argentina and Chile’s most coveted wines.

As a child, I attended school and spent the weekends riding horses with my parents in the Argentinian countryside. At some point, my father taught me to play cards and pool (we had a Gin Rummy game that lasted over a decade). I picked up the language, developed a love of red wine and red meat, and internalized a lot of the musical history. From these experiences, though, came two very important things: patriotism and curiosity. The first, an unwavering appreciation for the United States – with all the freedom, variety, and opportunity it provides for its citizens. The second, an uncontained hunger – call it a lust – for the “otherness;” to me, the “extranjero.”

These early years set the tone for 30+ countries in travels throughout my late teens and twenties. It is the reason this food blog is filled with curries, dahls, böreği, tagines, and couscous, alongside the more familiar lasagna, chocolate chip cookies, and chili. But it is also part of the reason why this blog is predominantly local.

Argentina will always be a special place for me. Half of my childhood occurred there – half of my growing up and half of my cooking experimentations (let’s talk about the time I made four dozen chocolate chip cookies with furniture polish in lieu of cooking spray because I couldn’t read the label… or the time I made an entire lasagna with ground coconut instead of parmesan cheese). Argentina gave me a lot of knowledge, a lot of exploration, a lot of friendship, and a lot of drive – but it also gave me an undying love of travel along with the undying love of my own soil. Thank you to my nephew who, at the wise age of 20, visited this past summer and taught me to cook the taste of my childhood – the elusive no-one-writes-this-shit-down family recipe.

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Indispensable Chili

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Indispensable Chili

Chili is one of those things. There are chili cookoffs and chili arguments. There is chicken chili, vegan chili, white bean chili, and endless competition for the single spiciest chili ever to exist. While I appreciate a good office-party chili cookoff as much as the next, to me, chili is one of those sacred things that just should not be fucked with. Like cheeseburgers. Like cheesecake. Don’t try to make it fancy. Just make it good. So, here, basic, indispensable, chili.

what you need

2 tablespoons olive oil

2 pounds ground beef, bison, or pork sausage

2-3 cans beans of choice (chili, kidney, pinto… I like a mixture)

1 can diced tomatoes

1 large, sweet or yellow onion

1-2 cloves garlic, minced

1-3 green or red chili peppers

1 bottle beer (lager, ale, of witbier… the lighter the better for this recipe)

1 cup dark coffee

1/4 cup 100% cocoa powder

Cumin, chili powder, oregano, salt, black pepper

how to make it

Place meat, onions, and garlic in Dutch oven or soup pot on stove over medium heat. Chip up meat and brown thoroughly. Dice the chili peppers and place into pot along with bottle of beer, cup of coffee, cocoa powder, and spices, stirring thoroughly.

On spices, you want a little cumin, a lot of chili powder, and oregano, salt, and pepper to taste. Cumin is powerful and can turn a dish bitter if added in large quantity.

Simmer chili base on low heat for ~20 minutes to allow the base to cook into the meat. Add tomatoes and beans and cook for another ~30 minutes. Chili gets better the longer it sits on the stove, so feel free to turn off the burner, secure the lid, and let it rest for a while.

Serve topped with a dollop of 0% fat Greek Yogurt, a solid shred of good cheddar cheese (good cheddar cheese is always white, never yellow), a sprinkle of chives or parsley, and a side of corn chips.

A Note On Ingredients

Every year I make several New Years resolutions. One professional, one fitness-related, and one culinary resolution.

2017 was the year of the cacao nib.

In 2017, the culinary New Years resolution was to learn the culinary history of the cacao nib by way of cooking, of course, and in celebration of my favorite movie, Chocolat. After much reading and many a history lesson, a molé sauce cookoff with my mother, and the devising of the ultimate hot chocolate recipe, I arrived at a simple yet powerful rule of thumb:

Chili in chocolate and chocolate in chili.

These two ingredients are soul mates; chili is Calvin to the chocolate-y Hobbes. Good chocolate, hot or otherwise, always has a dash of chili pepper or straight up cayenne. And good chili should have 100% cocoa powder (among other things) to deepen its flavor and add to its base. This recipe uses cacao, coffee, and beer to create its rich flavor profile. Choosing a high-quality chocolate is key. I look to Guittard (American), Lindt (Swiss), Godiva (American/Turkish), Noi Sirius (Icelandic), or Girardelli (Swiss/American). Regardless of brand, the lower the cacao percentage in chocolate, the more milk/sugar/additives it has, so best to go with the darkest cocoa available (over 60% is desirable).

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Essential Bolognese Sauce

Post author By Merigold
Post date October 21, 2020
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The Essential Bolognese

From Rome to Buenos Aires, pasta – specifically, spaghetti and meat sauce – hits different in other countries. This Bolognese sauce is as authentic as they come, with a counterintuitive yet elegantly simple sauce-making process that will ensure you never touch another jar of Classico. It is meaty, salty, and carries richness made possible only through the simplest yet most flavorful of vegetables – carrot and celery.

For absolute best flavor possible, serve over fresh egg-based pasta (Virginia local shoutout to Dal Grano in Mclean, VA for the absolute best handmade pasta). It is better the next day and freezes incredibly well, so make a double batch and throw some in the freezer for later. Adapted from Marcella Hazan at NY Times.

what you need

1 tablespoon olive oil

2 tablespoons butter

1/2 onion, diced

1 garlic clove, minced

2 celery stalks, finely diced

2 medium carrots, finely diced

1 pound ground beef (or bison, or half beef half pork)

1 cup milk

1 cup white wine

2 small cans diced Italian plum tomatoes

fresh egg noodle pasta

salt, black pepper, fennel, oregano, nutmeg

1 parmesan cheese rind

parmesan cheese, finely grated

how to make it

Place oil, butter, and diced onion in Dutch oven or large sauté pan and sauté until onions are translucent. Add carrots, celery, and garlic, and sauté another 2 minutes.

Add meat, salt, pepper, and herbs. Chip up the meat and cook until brown. Add milk and a dash of nutmeg, cover, and simmer on lowest possible heat until the milk has disappeared (~30 minutes). After the milk has been absorbed, add the white wine and simmer until it disappears (another 30 minutes).

Lastly, add the tomatoes and the cheese rind, and cook on lowest heat for at least an hour – long enough for the meat to break down thoroughly. Add splashes of water as required to keep the sauce from burning but at the end, all of the liquid should be gone. Taste and adjust for salt.

Spoon sauce over cooked and drained pasta, and top with finely grated parmesan cheese. Or use in my Authoritative Lasagna recipe!

Cooking Note: the method here may seem strange, but what you are going for is to cook flavor into the meat and completely break down the vegetables. First, you are asking the meat to absorb milk. Then, white wine. And then you make the sauce by adding the tomatoes. The sauce gets flavored with additional seasoning from this point and the cheese rind.

While we’re on the subject of Italian food, let’s talk about olive oil. Last year, my mom and I went to Greece. That same year, a friend and I toured Rome and middle Italy (the inspiration, honestly, for finally getting this recipe right). In both places, I sampled olives in large quantity and came to the same conclusion: I do not like them (despite their prominence in the food of my inherited heritage: empanadas). Olive oil, on the other hand, is nectar of the Gods. Olive oil plus salt, pepper, oregano, red pepper flakes, fresh baguette, and a bottle of Brunello are makings for my favorite evening.

Okay, but olive oil.

In Greece, we toured an olive farm and olive oil manufacturer and learned all the WRONG ways we had been purchasing and consuming olive oil. I think there is this general notion that we should all buy “extra virgin” olive oil for daily consumption but, beyond that, we don’t have any real knowledge of what makes one olive oil better than another. Turns out there is another phrase, in addition to “extra virgin” we should look for on our olive oil labels: “obtained exclusively from mechanical processes.”

‘What an odd phrase,’ you might think. And you’d be right. But it turns out that 99% of the world’s olive oil is derived from primarily chemical processes (ick). If the olive oil is derived from nothing more than a mechanical press (which is what we would all think, right?), it will say so, explicitly, on the label.

Finally, the last form of certification that your olive oil is legit is the International Olive Council’s (IOC) official seal (pictured below). Since most of the good olive oil in the US is imported (save perhaps in California), you can also look for the Protected Designation of Origin (PDO/DPO) seal for the country of origin, e.g. Spain, Italy, Greece.

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Viking Lentil Stew

lentil sausage stew soup recipe oneandahalfslices

Viking Stew

It turns out raiding, forging 8th century alliances, and carving out new territory in the Saxon kingdoms really works up an appetite. It is definitely time to make Viking Stew. If there is crisp in the air, you want this stew. You want two bowls of it. And you want it with parmesan cheese on top. It is the most flavor-rich, complex soup I have ever tasted. It leaves you full, warm, and longing to make another pot. The secret is in the quality of the sausage.

what you need

1/8 cup olive oil

1 pound loose sausage of choice, hand rolled into small meatballs (I prefer Spring House Farm’s loose sage, nutmeg, or spicy sausage, but Whole Foods loose sage sausage will do just fine)

1 sweet onion

4 celery stalks

4 small-medium carrots

2 cloves garlic

1 cup French lentils

1 can crushed tomatoes

6 cups water

1 Bay leaf

2-6 cups (2 bunches) thin-cut chard of choice (swiss, rainbow, green)

Red pepper flakes, black pepper, salt, oregano, thyme, to taste

finely grated parmesan cheese, to top

how to make it

Heat olive oil on stovetop in Dutch oven or large soup pot. Brown meatballs until they begin to cook through. Add onions, carrot, and celery (diced), garlic (minced), salt, pepper, crushed red pepper flakes, oregano, and thyme and cook until onions are translucent.

Once meat and veggies become fragrant, add lentils and stir until well-coated. Add crushed tomatoes, bay leaf, and water, and simmer covered on low heat for about 45 minutes-1 hour, or until lentils are tender.

Add spices to taste and chard (two bunches of chard is going to look like a TON, but it will cook down). Continue to simmer until chard is cooked through, about another 10-15 minutes.

Top with finely grated parmesan cheese (trust me, do not skip the parm; you’ll regret it).

Adjustments: Adjust water volume to make this more or less stew-like. You can also add an extra can of tomatoes if you like your stew extra tomato-y. Sometimes I like to throw in 1/2 cup of barley along with the lentils to stretch this soup a bit further. And, of course, the red pepper is optional (for spiciness) and chard can be substituted for any hearty green, like mustards or kale.

It turns out claiming new territory and building a Viking settlement in the Saxon kingdoms of Mercia and East Anglia really works up an appetite. I’ve been hard at work in Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, battle axe hardened by great elk antlers and wolf claws, and I decided it was time to make Viking Stew.

Viking Stew is a cold weather tradition in this house – one that gets exercised almost weekly in the Winter months. Frosty videogames also come with the season. When virtual snow falls in Mel’s living room, it’s a sign of the times (see Frostpunk and The Long Dark for other wintertime favorites).

But Vikings. They are fascinating.

Beyond the History channel’s Vikings, which had enough historical accuracy to be credible, Netflix’s The Last Kingdom, Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, and the award-winning Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice, we are not lacking for Viking lore in mainstream media. Vikings had a fascinating culture which drew on Norse mythology as strongly as The Lord of the Rings and Wagner’s Der Ring Des Nibelung. The word “Viking,” itself, is a verb, meaning to adventure, explore, or raid. They were an intense, vivid, unabashed folk whose arrival in Wessex in the 8^th century drove the land in its evolution to becoming the modern-day England. Their reverence for the Gods and intense warfighting strategies (ghosted in 8^th and 9^th century tafl games such as hneftafl) gave them the reputation for being ruthless, heartless conquerors of foreign lands and slaughterers of Christian peoples. But the essence of the Viking culture was to take to the seas, create foreign settlements abroad, and, above all, live and die with honor worthy of the Norse Gods and, ultimately, a seat in Valhalla.

It is a beautiful, unique culture in the history of humankind. And it has absolutely nothing to do with this soup other than this hearty meal is the type of sustenance modern-day pop culture might associate with Vikings. Vikings subsisted primarily on fish, lamb, grains, and ale. Pictured below are two of my Viking alter-egos – extra points for in-game photography skills.

Eivor

Senua

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